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Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.)

1. An elite group of co-conspirators, greater than the Illuminatti, who happen to be your best friends. This group appears to be helping you on on their side, but are continually seeking your demise. Their name is derived from the most famous traitors in history, Judas Iscariot and Marcus Brutus. This team has all the charm of King Cobra, and all the smarts, training, and resources of the Navy SEALS and the CIA wrapped up in a suit of body armor. Any unfortunate event or personal downfall can be directly attributed to their actions, but you will never be able to prove it. Their tactics include personal life hijacking, anonymous Blackberry hacking, beat downs, and all forms of depravity and debauchery. They daily meet in their secret J.B.C. underground lair before you wake up to discuss how they will mess with you.
The Judas and Brutus Connection (J.B.C.) strikes again!
by keith0824 July 18, 2010
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A,B connection

The ass and ball connection. The part of the body that connects a man's ass and balls. Also know as taint, durf
"Some girl went nuts on my A,B connection last night."

"It smells like a foul A, B connection in here."
by Fawna A. March 8, 2007
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Cum Stain Conception

Accidental conception of a child due to an ovulating woman sitting on a patch of semen.

Rumoured to be the cause of the immaculate conception of jesus
"Mummy was i an accident?"
"Not just a an accident, but a cum stain conception as a matter of fact"
by Rhys Rohypnol July 28, 2009
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i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention

What I said before all I saw was bloody fur and tails.
Hey man, i just hid a pipe bomb under a furry convention,I will now continue to rob you of your 1993 Dodge Grand Caravan so that I can travel to Argentina.
by Silas Black 09 July 26, 2022
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deep connection

Deep connection can mean two thing for certain:
1. An unprecedented bond or feeling or closeness.
2. A feeling of intimacy from have sexual relations with another.
When I have a deep connection with someone, I can't stop thinking about them.
by 714stonerbabe September 11, 2018
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Geneva Convention

The Geneva Convention is a suggestion, if you do not like penis do not follow it.
by Den drinks his own cum. September 24, 2020
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Ohio Connection

The Annoying and Incredible ability for every news outlet in Columbus, Ohio to find a connection to their shithole state to world events.
"Next at 11--the Ohio Connection, a recent Nobel Prize winner stayed in Dayton once in 1970."

"Wow, that was a blatant Ohio Connection"
by TheFoXXX March 13, 2009
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