Any "tool" used by a homeowner during renovations that was never meant for construction. ie., using a pancake turner to remove old ceramic floor tiles.
We finally had to call a contractor to finish the kitchen because my husband ain't Tim the Tool Man and his construction spatulas ain't tools!
by cjc1 November 14, 2007
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Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Is the procedural release of anger, frustration, fury, impatience, and/or rage caused by inanimate objects at a construction site that knowingly do not recognize our inhibitions, desires, dreams, and inclinations. This procedural release of negative energy is carried out through the poetic use of a highly refined and researched diction of curse words.
Below is an example of Construction Language at work.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
"GOD DAMN IT, this piece of fucking shit cabinet is being a stubborn fucking asshole. Well fuck it and its existence you piece of shit. Take this you little stubborn mother fucker!!!"
- Trying to dismantle a kitchen cabinet.
by pcph20 August 30, 2014
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a contraction of the words constipation and consternation, the irrational fear brought on by the feeling of an abnormally large shit before defecating.
i had to take a shit yesterday, but it felt like it was gonna be huge and painful so I just sat on the toilet with my ass clenched, aka consterpation.
by HarryAscholl April 4, 2016
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Get the Construction Safari mug.The sophisticated and dignified manner in which to address someone who's been given the mind numbing task of building cardboard boxes for wine bottles.
At work:
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
Temp:"What are we doing today?"
Supervisor:"Same as yesterday, building more boxes."
Temp:"How do I put that down in my resume?"
Supervisor:"Write down that you've been a fiber construction engineer."
by Romez February 28, 2008
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Get the Nasal Constipation mug.Dante: "Dude Allison is such a Construction Worker, she played me like card."
Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that
Dante:True
Jake:Yeah but dude you're a tool for not realizing that
Dante:True
by Axl4325235465465 May 18, 2011
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