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Communication constipation

The urban phenomenon that hits every individual at one time of their lives. The phenomenon is caused by complex urban life and random stimulations paralyses the person's communication skills and this situation pushes the individual into; a state of not being able to talk, not being able to get it out and communicate. All gets stuck and causes constipation in communication.
She is normally an outgoing person but lately she has been suffering from communication constipation.
by irfanmeric March 30, 2022
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constipation

constipation is when you are unable to poop, or poop doesn't come out in the satisfactory, or you could say, average, amount. it could come out in multiple small balls of poop, but you may still feel that there is more to come. it is honestly, really sad though, because poop is amazing and poop is great. the feel, the look, and moreover, the taste is majestic.
your mom has constipation, jamal. take good care of her poop. oh wait- she doesn't have any.
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sob constipation

You had to get a good cry out, but it wasn't the time or place. Now, that cry is still there, but because of holding it you're not able to get it out anymore.
Brad: For god's sake Janet.. get a grip on yourself!
Janet: Oh, Brad, it's lucky that some people here don't have such a bad case of sob constipation. Keep that up and you'll need an emotional enema!
by bearpaw7 January 18, 2015
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Constipated C Section

The last thing anyone wants to go through. An operation performed on an individual who has been constipated for multile days, or worse, multiple weeks. This operation is performed if one's turd is detected as large as a newborn child via ultra sound and low in fiber. Medical professionals often refer to the extracted specimen as "the brown child".
Jimmy: Boy, I haven't shit in a few weeks and feel a few pounds heavier.
Christian: Damn man that blows, you may need to consider getting a constipated C section. This is something to be taken serioisly!
by Dirty Antwan August 12, 2025
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german constipation

is when 3 people are in an act of sex when one eats laxitivs and then the other person puts their dick up then asshole and waits while the other person puts thier mouth under the asshole and wait for the dick to be pulled out like a dam breaking and the water pouring out. when the diaria pouring into the mouth they swallow it.
by minecraft bruv October 5, 2019
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NoScope Constipation

"I have NoScope constipation every morning!"
by Ryeism August 8, 2016
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Constipation

renee has ahd serever constipation since 2016
by weinislover911 May 25, 2022
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