Columbus Concussion

While a man is receiving a a blowjob from a female. Before ejaculation the man punches the women on the top of the head, knocking her unconscious. The man then proceeds to defecate into the womans mouth and then leaves the premises.

I was too drunk to get off so I knocked that bitch out and gave her a Columbus Concussion.

by RobertAlphonso January 3, 2011

clitorious congestion

after having 24 hours of sex, you have just queefed, and all the cum falls out of the vigina.(over and over again)
also known as a clit cough.(if only happens once)

Man: Oh my god! what the hell is going on?
Woman: I have a clitorious congestion.
Man: Is that normal?
Woman: Sure.. i guess..

by Esperanza Stiffler January 3, 2010

Two point conversion

When a man bangs a lesbian

I'm working on a two point conversion with this hot lesbian chick

by Holeypaladin November 16, 2010

concussion

oral sex done to a man that was very pleasing;when eyes roll in back of head

"A I just a concussion"

by ya boi swingem October 11, 2003

Dashboard Confessional

A band for a bunch of Faggots. The music is stupid and repetitive, and the singer sucks. I like all types of music but emo is just stupid depressing bullshit. If you want to ruin the rest of your day, pop in an emo CD, it'll do the trick. The lyrics are horrible, and there for people who can't deal with their problems themselves, so they cry on a CD about a GIRL. Girls aren't worth crying over, they come and they go. You people are cry-babies for no good reason, your not poor, your not dieing, and you have no reason to be depressed, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

Dashboard Confessional is a band of a bunch of faggots, singing for a bunch of faggots.

by dbizzleshizllenizzle March 28, 2007

congressionalism

a belief system wherein human interaction and political structure drive a powerful populous against those in power leading to a lessened belief in God

Not sure whether they believed in God or not, the men discussed congressionalism referring to the people's political influence.

by afoundingfather February 19, 2011

Habit Conversion

When, in a normal occasion, you would say something habitually. But every once in a while, something happens that's just too important for you to pay attention to whatever happened, preventing you from saying what you would say back. Most of the time though what caught your attention isn't really important

Normal Occasion...
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar: I'm not your bitch

Habit Conversion
Angel: Can you hold this for me?
Omar(looking at a hot girl): Sure OK (not really paying attention to Angel)
Angel: ?!? (wondering why he didn't say "I'm not your bitch")

by Critical Acclaim May 22, 2009