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Confederate Windchime

A racist euphemism about a black person who has been lynched in a tree. Racists/bigots consider it an "inside joke" that they will openly use to threaten black people they think have gotten "out of line".
If that boy comes on my property again, Ima make a confederate windchime out of him.
by StrangeAndBeautiful July 9, 2019
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Confundrum

Confundrum * When you are in an absolute fucked up mood from the stupidity of people and things around you.
I need a drink today's bs has me in a confundrum.
by K7Bornnraised April 18, 2019
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Confused Pubes

When a woman with blonde hair has black pubic hair. Every other hair on the body got the "let's be blonde" message except for the bush. These girls are also referenced as two-tones.
Amanda got laser hair removal because she had confused pubes.
by SilkyMeatloaf August 27, 2019
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Confundelment

Adjective

A feeling of absolute terror and confusion.
What a time to be alive, such confundelment in this world Charles old boy

When my dad left to buy a packet of cigarettes I was most confundeled

Man that rocket exam sure was confundeling
by Imnotadisappointmentmum November 3, 2019
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Confederation Secondary School

A high school that never wins at any event or sport; but hypes themselves up each year with saying, "Bro we're going to have Chad as QB next year! This is going to be the one."
"Our first game is against Lolilover Academy? This will be easy, they're a Confederation Secondary School.
by Anal Sewage June 30, 2020
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Confederate statue protest

Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.
The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up.
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
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Confederate statue protest

Mansa Musa owned slaves, and might have been the wealthiest person to ever live. If there was a statue of Mansa Musa standing in every major city in the world, people most likely wouldn't try to remove it. The image/idea that black people are marginalized and in need of saving by other groups is a relatively new one if you look at all of history, it's mostly just the last couple hundred years people came up with this image/idea. The reality is the people protesting the statues weren't doing it in the interest of humanity or human rights, they were doing it to support the agendas of the people they were following, especially the college dorks.
The image/idea that life is unfair to black people only nowadays is a recent development. The reality is life has always been unfair to most of the people living on the planet at any given time in history, no matter their sex, shade of skin, sexual orientation, religion, political beliefs, or personal beliefs about anything. People who try to get people to unify usually have a similar agenda to the ones who got them to divide in the first place. The confederate statue protests are no different, the same ones trying to get people to divide try to get them to unify again before they wake up. The same ones that tear everyone and everything apart are the ones telling people they should be together on something.
by Solid Mantis October 8, 2020
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