concatenate

the joining of two separate words in everyday life or in a spreadsheet formula.

=if(C7=1,0,concatenate C7,C9) where the cell C7 contains a word in the spreadsheet like good and the cell C9 contains a word like morning the result of the formula under certain circumstances would then be good-morning

by Sir Chris the nameless Knight December 18, 2012

cocap

a beanie put under a cap and and folded up but atleast covering half the ear for cold weather.

Kev- Hey mate wat chu wearing to alaska?

Billy- Yo man just my cocap and a couple jumpers, crap like that man

by J.B 7 April 15, 2010

cocainisseur

The friend who knows everything about cocaine, cutting agents, famous dead cocaine users, and is just dying to tell you about it

Ben's a great cocainisseur, but those depressing stories about flesh-eating cocaine don't help my paranoia.

by Rancid the Comedian June 29, 2011

Cocamafioso

ASSHOLE

Don't be such a cocamafioso! OMG u are such a cocamafioso.

by InSaNe_GaNgStA July 9, 2011

Comcastic

How I feel as a technician who serves Comcast customers after reading alternate definitions of "comcastic".

Hey, you know what makes me feel like a total prick? the fact the word comcastic is in any way associated with me. Isn't that just fucking comcastic?

by plzdonmakemeh8myself_anymore September 2, 2012

comcasting

Comcasting is actually a sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.

The tyrannical CEO of Comcast paradoxically enjoyed being comcasted as he was usually the one comcasting everyone else.

by DCVulcan3 January 3, 2016

Comcast

The worst ISP in the united states. They are one of the many companies that do not give two fucks about what you want. You pay for high-speed internet. they give you the wrong speed, when questioned they say it was just a goof.

Me: Why the fuck is my internet so slow?
Comcast: because half of the speed you pay for is lost on its way to your house
Me: That's bullshit, that doesn't even make logical sense!
Comcast: it's because we are Comcast. We don't give a fuck about what you paid for you useless cunt faggot ass bitch.

by DickwadCumberpatch August 25, 2016