Colonel Chicken McFunpack

A person preferably a woman gives you deep throat and while in the act of you being balls deep in her esophagus, you bust a nut inside of her throat. When or while she tries to pull away grab her triceps and bend them backwards so that they resemble chicken wings. Dont let her onlodge the member which causes the girl to gag making her bock like a chicken or gobble like a turkey...EPIC

Chief: I think i just invented a new sex position
Guy: what is it called
Chief: Colonel Chicken Mcfunpack..you never know what it is till it happens
Guy: Whores these days

by Swagg2422 March 31, 2010

explosive colon

the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure

One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.

by Awesome dude December 23, 2003

Colonthree

The word-version of :3

Or; how you say :3

It's a multifunctional, all-purpose smiley. Also the sort of face most rodents make.

Guy: My mom died!
Dude: *colonthree*

by Quakeulf August 28, 2009

Colton

Definitely not gay and has the biggest dick energy. Probably eats ass on the daily. Probably not gay tho

Colton is big dick energy

by Biggestdickenergy December 6, 2018

Colton

Colton is kind of a unique figure, he can be serious, sometimes even cocky. Colton doesn't know how to let people in, he has a barrier around his heart at all times. It can be very hard to try to get to know the real him because he is quite guarded. He dresses very sensual and has a taste for cinnamon. He is also very passionate about word searches and movies-trust me don't get him started. His eyes hide a lot, but when you look into them, they are the most beautiful eyes you will ever see. His smile seems to have the ability to melt your heart even when you don't want it to. If you find yourself lucky enough to have a Colton like this, enjoy your time with him while you can

"why is that guy so dressed up"?
"Oh him?, That's just Colton".

by Idontlikeanyonesogoaway February 9, 2020

colonic irrigation

A procedure to cleanse the inside workings by jetting off streams of hot water up the anus of a patient, and then vacuuming out the shit. Also known as coffee.

Crocodile Dundee:"Mate, isn't a colonic where someone sticks a hosepipe up your arse?"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004

Colton

A cool kid

Some one who is very chill
or laid back

"Look at that cool kid"

"Yeah he is so Colton"

by Arielle Drama Started August 24, 2006