When a girl queefs while you're eating her out, and you quickly form a straw with your hands around her vagina-hole and snort her queef.
Guy A: "So I was like, going down on this girl, right? And then when she came, she like totally queefed. It's alright, though, I just did The Colombian Drug Lord."
Guy B: "What the fuck?!"
Guy B: "What the fuck?!"
by Dale Diving March 23, 2013
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British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!
British: Yes I know but isn't this 13 colonies?? Y'all shall be put in slavery!
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by BrichesNhose May 8, 2011
Get the Colonial Fever mug.Having colonial mentality represents a misguided non-white person (commonly a Filipino, born or living in a white country) who is extremely white washed and conforms to white social settings due to their insecurity amongst his or hers ethnic or cultural identity and history.
The background of colonisation offers colonised people to perceive that their original nation was historically inferior since the Western cultures were able to triumphantly colonise, overall settling the idea of Europeans being superior. Effectively, this mentality causes members to unknowingly or purposefully reject and criticise anything topic-related to their ethnicity or culture as they may psychologically desire acceptance within their white society.
Attitudes + behaviours may include:
- Disliking/avoiding traditions
- Eating with European cutlery
- Dressing in fashion related to anything but their heritage
- Hating your (dark) skin tone, often using products that whiten or bleach ones skin tone
- Discriminating people of their ethnicity/culture, criticising their appearance or customs
- Values the European lifestyle and people
- Will be in a relationship with a person of European descent
The background of colonisation offers colonised people to perceive that their original nation was historically inferior since the Western cultures were able to triumphantly colonise, overall settling the idea of Europeans being superior. Effectively, this mentality causes members to unknowingly or purposefully reject and criticise anything topic-related to their ethnicity or culture as they may psychologically desire acceptance within their white society.
Attitudes + behaviours may include:
- Disliking/avoiding traditions
- Eating with European cutlery
- Dressing in fashion related to anything but their heritage
- Hating your (dark) skin tone, often using products that whiten or bleach ones skin tone
- Discriminating people of their ethnicity/culture, criticising their appearance or customs
- Values the European lifestyle and people
- Will be in a relationship with a person of European descent
Filipino teen with colonial mentality:
1) "Spain was able to colonise our islands, claim then establish it as the Philippines, therefore their domination makes me appreciate Western cultures because they are superior."
2)"I hate my cultural identity because we are politically and economically imperfect. This means people will think I'm lame."
1) "Spain was able to colonise our islands, claim then establish it as the Philippines, therefore their domination makes me appreciate Western cultures because they are superior."
2)"I hate my cultural identity because we are politically and economically imperfect. This means people will think I'm lame."
by YourSenpaiWaifu December 25, 2019
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by Cosmo February 7, 2007
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Tom: Man, I had the best time in Kansas City last weekend. Totally went Colombian Bobsledding on this waitress at a truck stop. Hit it so hard between those big, sweaty jugs the coke turned into paste.
Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.
Steve: That is disgusting. Kansas City? Seriously? That place is the worst.
by Ass of Cakes June 25, 2010
Get the Colombian Bobsledding mug.Cocaine's answer to a hangover. The result of snorting too much the night before. Effects are typically far less harsher than its alcoholic brother, and include fatigue, headache and possibly severe depression - I find these are temporarily alleviated by another line.
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