Colbertism

The display of irrational dislike for Canada and Canadians, normally the result of an upbringing by rednecks in the backwoods of South Carolina.

After Canada refused to believe the USA's fake rationale for invading Iraq, many ignorant Americans, like Mike Judge caught a bad case Colbertism, which has been subsequently unshakable by common sense and truth.

by counterspinner February 6, 2010

Colby

Colby.He is cute.Loving and very secretive.They have bright but blue eyes.And a kind smile.They will give you all the attention you need.They are shy and play fortnite.Other girls will want them but he will stay loyal to you.They were hoodies and they will charisch u

colby is

mine

by i love colbyyyyyy October 17, 2019

Colbert Nation

The greatest nation that god has given to mankind and mancruel.

Colbert Nation is the greatest country in the world. All other countries are run by little girls.

by colbertnationrulezforever February 11, 2010

Sam and Colby

A way to give anal without actually saying Anal

Hey maybe I'll even get to give you Sam and Colby tonight ;)

by HoseokHixtape July 14, 2018

colby and kari

a couple who are completely annoying and have broken up mulitple times, but gotten back together within an hour of the break up. The male figure here, (if you can call him a male), is Colby, who thinks that he is a badass motherfucker. He is one of those people who will say the overused phrase: Your mom to anything, (If you do not know what "your mom" is, then look it up on this site. I am sure that you will find plenty of entries on it). He also snowboards, which is not a bad thing unless you try and hit everything possible, don't make it half of the time, and brag about things that he makes up. Colby is a Cal Butler for lack of any other words to use. If you also do not know the definition for a "Cal Butler" look it up. You will not find as many entries, but it will clarify for you exactly what a Cal Butler is.

Colby sucks a giant cock and chokes on his roomate's shit

by woweeee February 23, 2005

Colborne

To "Do a Colborne" has two very distinct definitions.

1. To talk extensively on a subject that you profess to have an in depth knowledge of, despite being wholly inaccurate and basing your argument on something that you once heard. Especially when; having being pulled up on your lack of examples or scientific basis for your argument, you continue to labour under the misconception that you are correct.

2. To consistently cause great annoyance by insisting that everyone be ready to leave at a certain time, only to be completely unprepared to leave on schedule yourself by at least 30 minutes.

1. Colbourne: "The human brain could be entirely be replaced with one from a chicken and you'd still be able to function..."

Dr. Clark "Utter cod Shit! I am a man of science and you are talking out of your arse"

Coulborne: "No. My brother told me about an indigenous tribe that do it"

2. Colbourne: "Right guys you've got to be ready to to go at 5 or we'll be seriously late so start sorting your shit out...."

(some extensive period of time later)

Tiller: "Hurry the fuck up Colborne! We we're supposed to leave an hour ago you useless twat!"

by youknowexactlywhoitwas November 11, 2010

Colby Covington

Colby Covington is a very well known Mixed Martial Artist mostly known for his tremendous fighting skills inside the ufc octagon and for owning the best restaurant out there in Fortladurdale Florida that includes “Black Baby Back Ribs”

Colby seems to get a lot of hate by nerds and virgins because they can’t be him. He is also the well known father of the less known irrelevant fighter Leon “Scott” Scott.

“Colby Covington makes some amazing ribs”

by HairyNigga202 February 23, 2021