Contemporaneous

Living at the same time

My mother and grandmother only contemporaneous a few short years together

by Disteny April 9, 2003

contempt of court

What any decent person feels having discovered the difference between the public image of British Justice and the practical reality: huge costs; incompetent lawyers who still use photocopiers instead of electronic documents, complete disregard by the judge for prima facie cases of perjury, contempt of court (in one of the other senses), evidence tampering, and witness tampering, and the circular, self-supporting ramblings of the judgement.

Judge: You are in contempt of court, Mr Smith.
Mr Smith: Yes, I am. I am surprised you noticed. You don't seem to have noticed anything else.

by Neubigmac February 3, 2017

coined

When you type something and then relize it be great for UD you use it to tell all you read a post or messege that you are posting it to UD. AZlternitive is "coin'd"

FB status post:"Drinking mop water (coined)

by tbclycan January 21, 2011

Conteact

1. No actual meaning, but usually means some sort of contact with a chick.

2. to engage in any contact with a person of the opposite sex.

Oh man, I'd love to conteact with that chick!

by Jhoulz January 8, 2004

coince

Short version of coincidence. Easier and more hip to say.

Georgia wants to block health care in thei state.

What a coince Georgia used to be my favorite state.

by a clever ud user September 7, 2009

contemplator

Someone who sits around thinking about other people's parents all day instead of doing work.

She helped me pick out a Mother's Day gift, she is SUCH a contemplator.

by MAYONNAISE42069 December 2, 2016

Contemporate

A new word that is used to sympathize with foolish people after they might have been yabbed . It was generated by a young aspiring NIGERIAN footballer

I contemporate with u OGUNKANDE

by Bayor😎😂 February 20, 2020