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H&R COCKBLOCK

A sevice provided by someone to prevent from being cockblocked
I almost lost Sally, luckily i had H&R COCKBLOCK.
by chriswebz October 13, 2010
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cockblocker

Someone who blocks the shot of someone other than themselves getting sex.
Im trying to get with boy for the night and my girl is being a cockblocker by calling me every minute on the hour.
by HoneybrwnDyme January 12, 2003
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Reverse Cockblock

The act when a girl you are interested in calls on your friend to join during a date with the sole intention of using him as a cock block.

This turns the 'date' into a 'friends hanging out' scenario.
Bobby: Hey Sarah, you wanna grab a pizza tonight?
Sarah: Sure! hey John (bobbys friend), you wanna come grab a pizza with me and bobby?
John: Sure!
*reverse cockblock*
by benbjamin February 13, 2009
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Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!
when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!
by the word master of words July 11, 2016
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cockfockery

shenanigans and misbehaviour
I've had it with your cockfockery!
by SinbadthePirate March 29, 2011
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cockblockjutsu

A cock blocker who is so good at cock blocking that it seems he practices cock blocking like a martial artist studies a martial art.
me: The cockblockjutsu flows through this party like crazy.
bro:What do you mean bro?
me: I have been cockblocked at least 10 times since we got here. I think allot of the bros here are cockblockjutsu specialists.
by Pi-nut January 19, 2017
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cockblocker

i mean..whatifjakewantedtodosomethingwithdirksthingwhentheygothome? such a cockblocker - Broadway Karkat ( Jordan )
by such a cockblocker September 3, 2018
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