You already know what this is...it's when you're trying to take a massive dump and the turd bomb reaches the sphincter only to release tiny little bomblets. They usually are responsible for that machine gun poop that splashes your ass. It feels like you're pooping Raisnettes.
Mikey: Man, I must've flown over Hiroshima in my previous life.
Mo: Why would you say that?
Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
Mo: Why would you say that?
Mikey: Cos I just killed the camode with my butt cluster bomblets!
by Mikey the Panda August 4, 2008
Get the Butt Cluster Bombletsmug. A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
by snizzery August 8, 2008
Get the Chinese Cluster Fuckmug. Pretty much what it says on the tin, generally employed to describe someone who shouldn't even exist, for they are just so lazy.
by Julio Von Janitor August 26, 2008
Get the lazy cluster of atomsmug. The metamorphic transition of a cluster fuck, going beyond your wildest expectations. An event you knew was going to be bad, but exceeded everything you envisioned this cluster fuck to be in epic proportions.
"After wrestling for an hour with Lurch's virus-laden computer for the fifth time this month, I quickly realized this was turning into a jumbo cluster fuck."
by Fiftyslam February 18, 2010
Get the Jumbo Cluster Fuckmug. by allthenamesrused October 3, 2013
Get the Cluster truckmug. This is of apparent military derivation, American usage: a situation that is so balled up it is beyond description.
The recruits were given the command "To the Rear, March." Half of them kept going, a few went to the rear, and the rest just stood there.
by J. Bethancourt September 13, 2003
Get the Mongolian Cluster Fuckmug. by Brian Jones, The original accept no imitations April 25, 2008
Get the Cluster fung-shwaymug.