Clemson

A small college town in upstate South Carolina. a crazy town where tiger paws are EVERYWHERE (on the roads, stores, buildings, mailboxes, resturants, etc.) Was voted the #1 party school by many many magazines; On a typical home football game, the population increased by like 300% (from 11,000 + 15,000 college students to over 90,000) and every tiger fan in the state is wearing orange (**also note that the only 3 smart people in South Carolina live here)

I'm heading up to Clemson for a huge party.

by Fena March 1, 2005

clemon

Beyond maximum homosexuality.

The gay pride parade is clemon.

by king slut June 19, 2011

Lame like Roger Clemens

The epitome of being lame. It's hard to be lamer than someone who does steroids and blames his wife.

"Quit being lame like Roger Clemens"

by dreeze March 30, 2008

clemson

The best place on the fucking planet, where everybody thinks that the University of South Carolina blows ass.

Wow, did you see the Clemson Tigers beat the living shit out of the USC Gamecocks for four years in a row? I sure did!

by makeitfunkay December 28, 2005

Clemson

Clemson University was founded in 1889 as a land-grant institution in the upstate of South Carolina. It was donated by Thomas Green Clemson, who willed his house and the surrounding area to the state of South Carolina to create a technical and scientific university. When it first opened its doors in 1893, Clemson was a military institution with less than 500 students.

Clemson University is comprised of five colleges: the College of Agriculture, Forestry and Life Sciences, the College of Architecture, Arts, and Humanities, the College of Business and Behavioral Science, the College of Engineering and Science, and the College of Health, Education and Human Development. There are more than 80 undergraduate degree programs.

Time Magazine's Public College of the Year in 2001.

Clemson is one of the best college environments in the country. Its just the right size and you get to experience the true southern hospitality of South Carolina. The social scene will provide something for everyone and during the fall a home football transforms the town. Everyone wears orange and shows their spirit. "Solid Orange It's About Pride." Clemson has one of the loudest stadiums in the country, had the largest "ESPN College GameDay" audience ever in 2006, The Tigers school the "lamecocks" at football, and Death Valley is where The Tigers run!!!

Clemson Student: "Wait...where do you go to school?"
USC Student: "University of South Carolina."
Clemson Student: "Oh...that sucks...I go to Clemson."

by SGTGR December 30, 2007

Clemtard

Someone residing in the small tatertown village of Clemson, South Carolina. Clemtards are generally illiterate and mostly toothless. They prefer to wear puke orange clothing and are attracted to farm animals. Their favorite activities include cow tiping, and getting slapped on the ass with a rubber chicken. Clemtards often congregate in packs on fall saturdays. They hoot and hollar but usually disperse dissapointed when the booze wears off. Most Clemtards like worthless rocks and are mezmorized with shiny objects. They are easily fooled and are often the butt of jokes. Clemtards often worship the Dabo. A Dabo is a labotomized clemtard.

Look at Billy, he's mounting them sheeps again. What a clemtard.

Willie is such a Clemtard. He traded his wifes wedding ring for 3 taters.

by Cox McGillicutty May 25, 2012

clemming

to talk nonsensically about utter tripe, babbling incoherently from one conversation to another.

"dale came round last night, he was clemming his arse off about the new fifa game"

by canny48 January 16, 2009