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Spicy Caterpillar

When a girl sucks hot sauce off a hairy boner.
I gave her my spicy caterpillar last night and she cried.
by Thewhitechild January 17, 2022
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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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mary cate

A man once told me the story of a young lady...

And that lady is named Mary Cate. Mary Cate seems nice kind and friendly on the exterior but once you get to know her you relies that...... She has a penis. And not just any penis but the second largest chode you've ever smelled in your entire life.
Bro who's that girl? I think I'm about to try to get her number.

Watch out dude I hear her name is Mary Cate.......
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Catena

Students' association from the Dutch city of Leiden. Gathering point for the metalheads, punks, pagans, goths and everyone else who is non-mainstream or just weird among the student-body. Members are known to be at least slightly nuts if not outright bumfuck crazy and have a habit of doing things just for the heck of it or because they CAN. They also seldom take themselves seriously.

The bar prides itself with the widest selection of fine beers of all the students' associations of Leiden and they actually serve good whisky and mead. No real requirment to become a member except for being a student and possessing both a good sense of humor and an open mind.
Random Posh student 1: Who's the idiot with the fire-poi and the kilt.
Random posh student 2: He's most likely a member of Catena
by Desjima October 21, 2011
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Vegas Caterpillar

The act of doing the worm on top of your partner thus resulting in rough and painful intercourse
After the Vegas Caterpillar I gave her she slipped into a comma.
by MY76FSJ March 16, 2011
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Angry caterpillar

When you secretly cum on a woman’s pillow and when she wakes up her eyelashes are stuck to the pillow.
Dood: my girlfriend was so mad when her eyelashes were stuck to the pillow this morning.
Dood2: ohhh, the old angry caterpillar huh!
by GrannyPunanny October 29, 2018
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