Clarting

When a girl (usually fat) farts so hard that her clit vibrates so intensely that she has an orgasm.

"Dude, did you hear about Bertha in class yesterday? She was clarting so hard her buttons flew off. She got me in the back of the head!"

by GardenGnomeX September 23, 2009

caringness

To whomever thought "caringness" was a word,
It is, in fact, NOT a word.
Maybe you meant "care."
You sound like an illiterate moron, i mean, how unbelievably dumb are you?
Please die.
Please.

If you thing "caringness" is a word you are, most likely, brain-dead.

by hurrop December 30, 2012

caring

In short terms it basically means "Does it look like I care?"
The term can also be used with the word "lots" after it as in "Caring lots?"
You can also use the "?" after other things such as "Making Sense?"

Stupid Asshole: Hey guys check out my cool new boots!
You: Caring?
Your Friend: Caring lots?

by Bob Steve April 8, 2008

claridgesrightshin

a bloody good all round player and top bloke.

that claridge fella aint half just scored a cracker from 2 yards.

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Clarinet

The gayest instrument ever. Clarinets are notorious to squeal and fail to recognize their true powerful overlords, the bass clarinets. Bass clarinets are the creators of clarinets and are so cool that they literally inspired the creation of the saxophone. All clarinets that aren't bass clarinets are small, fake, and gay. Even the oboes think they are annoying, and oboes are just glorified kazoos! Despite popular belief, all clarinet players are gay retards who think they have talent. If you play the clarinet that is anything lower than a basset (please see basset clarinet) clarinet, please, drink bleach.

Clarinet : Hi boys, want me to finger you with my clarinet
Glorified kazoo: Dude, I have a double reed instrument and even I think you are annoying
Saxophone: bass clarinet, are you really related to this guy.
Bass Clarinet: I hope not
Saxophone: Well, you both are clari-
Bass Clarinet: SHUT UM SAX, I'M THE REASON YOU EXIST!

by MartyIsDaGayFagMLG December 17, 2016

Clarinet

A Clarinet is an ugly and retarded instrument. It is pretty much a black - painted recorder with more fingerings. Most of the time it makes this autistic squeaking noise that nobody likes. I bet most clarinet players think that the clarinet is a musical dildo. You don’t even need talent to play this fucktard instrument. NEVER play the clarinet.

I hate playing the clarinet I hate ot

by Lemonsareok November 28, 2018

Clarying

To fall for a chick that was only using you and your buddies to benefit her and her friends.

Guy 1 - Dude, I invited that one chick that stayed in the tent with us the other day to my place.
Guy 2 - Bro, stop Clarying. They were just using us to stay warm. You shoulda hit it and quit it man.

by Doctor X.M. Gabriel Geneticist December 17, 2011