Clangers

Fecal matter that sticks to butt hairs and hang about.

James doesn't wipe his arse properly, He's got Clangers!

by MastaTea June 14, 2015

clanger

When a player in Australian Rules Football makes an unforced error

Kane Cornes had 2 clangers today when he kicked the ball out of bounds and then passed to an opposition player

by 733-539@ May 5, 2006

Clegg

'clegg' is a term which is used to refer to the greatest of male musicians, esspecially those which have obnormally large penises. These musicians are normally tall and have astonishing good looks.

Hot female: I met this clegg in a club yesterday

Her Friend: nice

Hot Female: I can barely walk today

by A Clegg March 30, 2009

Claggy

the state of food when it is dry in your mouth

This bread is very claggy.

by Ace November 3, 2003

cleggers

the little bits of poo combined with hair in the crack of the buttox area. usualy found by men with extremely hairy arse cracks. cleggers can often apear after a poo.

oh dear my arse is itchy i think i have cleggers.

by pete zzar January 19, 2009

clag

the fat ugly green women in Grand Theft Auto Vice City

quick shoot that group of clags over there

by Matt Strat July 20, 2008

Clanger

Penis

Mr Holmes when entering the glow of the freshly painted set unzipped his fly for the fluffer and stated triumphantly, "'Ere lass, wrap your laughing gear around my unfurled and twitching clanger if you will.

by Noa Utos June 24, 2011