Grazer: Ok, according to the chronollama chart, first Bob, then Pete, then my wife.. I mean...
Bitch. Lol.
Bitch. Lol.
by YoungVigil75 May 22, 2009
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usually an inhabitant of new york city
ghetto fabulous life style
best in the business
strong attraction to squirrels
has firm beliefs in Baby Jesus, Spiderman and Vodka over Gin
usually an inhabitant of new york city
ghetto fabulous life style
best in the business
strong attraction to squirrels
has firm beliefs in Baby Jesus, Spiderman and Vodka over Gin
Person1: OH LOOK! a charnon
Person2: How rare and unique!
Person1: i bet she lives a fly and fancy lifestyle and has a strong attraction to squirrels!
Person2: Oh yes indeed! and i bet she is the best in the business and prefers vodka to gin!
Person1: how very insightful...
Person2: How rare and unique!
Person1: i bet she lives a fly and fancy lifestyle and has a strong attraction to squirrels!
Person2: Oh yes indeed! and i bet she is the best in the business and prefers vodka to gin!
Person1: how very insightful...
by CharnopolisTribe April 19, 2010
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Get the Chronometer mug.One with an adept knowledge of cannabis and a propensity for stoner culture, who carries particular expertise in the taste and potency of cannabis, usually in its smokable form. Rooted from the word ‘chronic’ which refers to potent cannabis, and of course the word for an expert or judge in matters of taste, a ‘connoisseur’, a chronoisseur is likely to be able to ascertain the potency of a cannabis specimen based on appearance and smell alone. Chronoisseurs can often develop a certain stinginess or sense of superiority in the cannabis they smoke, though many chronoisseurs simply allow their skill set to enhance theirs and others’ cannabis experiences without being cunty about it.
“How do you know the weed’s any good?”
“Cuz I got it from Nadia, man. She’s a chronoisseur.”
“What?”
“Nadia knows fine grass like Heffner knows fine ass.”
“You must be stoned if you think I’m smoking that garbage.”
“Why’re you such a snob about weed man? Pot is pot.”
“Snob? I prefer the term chronoisseur. There’s nothing wrong with appreciating the finer things in life.”
“Yeah but there’s something wrong with acting like a cunt when someone offers you weed.”
“Cuz I got it from Nadia, man. She’s a chronoisseur.”
“What?”
“Nadia knows fine grass like Heffner knows fine ass.”
“You must be stoned if you think I’m smoking that garbage.”
“Why’re you such a snob about weed man? Pot is pot.”
“Snob? I prefer the term chronoisseur. There’s nothing wrong with appreciating the finer things in life.”
“Yeah but there’s something wrong with acting like a cunt when someone offers you weed.”
by Laef June 17, 2014
Get the Chronoisseur mug.<noun> When one person looks like another person, only if they were younger or older. Your eyes will play tricks on you, and it feels like your perception took a time-machine trip. But, in all reality, it's actually a completely different person.
"Did you see the chronogänger I mentioned to you earlier? He looks like my math teacher at 22. Someone else told me that the principal looks like a 48-year old Taylor Swift."
by Chronophile September 23, 2014
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The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
The person who is affected by this will question the decisions by the companies which named the films what they did, often in an angry way. This condition can manifest in big fans of the series who are used to the numbering of their series or people who are just a bit obsessive about the ordering of items.
Joe: Hey James, what's up?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers
Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?
James: I can't believe what they named the new film in my favourite series, I was so used to the crisp clean ordering of the films in the franchise and now that they've just dumped this horrible title out... I'm just pissed off at them now!
Joe: What's the problem by this exactly?
James: What's the problem? WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!? The problem is that they've tarnished my favourite series of movies! Just look at these names!
Halloween
Halloween II
Halloween III Season of the Witch
Halloween 4 The Return of Michael Myers
Halloween 5 The Revenge of Michael Myers
Halloween The curse of Michael Myers
Halloween H20
Halloween Resurrection
Joe: Ouch, that sucks.
James: I know right? I have every right to be chronologically confused at this shit! Why didn't they keep numbering them? WHERE DID THE FUCKING NUMBERS GO?
by Cazaam September 28, 2014
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