Choking the Pope

The act in which a man engages in self sexual gratification by rubbing his genitals for an extended (or not so extended, I don't judge bitch) period of time to reach a physical climax, or "retribution"

"NO MOM! I AM NOT MASTURBATING! I am uhhh.....CHOKING THE POPE!"

"Dude, such a rough day, I'm gonna go choke the pope."

by 8thWonderoftheModernWorld June 20, 2010

choke a darkie

to defecate

"Wait here a minute" said Enoch, "I'm just going to choke a darkie."

by Dunky Oggins November 18, 2003

Choke me

Choke me like you hate me.
By corpse. 😌

Choke me like you hate me but you love me.

by Mhaaot February 13, 2021

chikity choke

means to smoke marijuana/or a ciggarett

1.lets go chikity choke
2.u chikity choking

by robert May 13, 2005

choking chester

Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.

I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!

by Wigsplitter April 26, 2014

rapist choke

Standing over or sitting on top of a fallen person, placing both hands around their neck/trachea and squeezing, choking the victim. Usually done with arms fully extended and both thumbs pushing in on the victim's windpipe.

The rapist choke is very effective for making somebody pass out, but it is illegal in Mixed Martial Arts.

by Jason Thomas Schaaf December 9, 2008

Choking the Peanut

Extreme Masterbation

My wife walked in on me choking the peanut last night and she jumped in to help.

by Peanut Choker May 27, 2020