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Cwoffee

"Cwoffee" is a word used most frequently by New Yorkers'
Made famous by none other then Crazy M, "Cwoffee" means the exact same thing as Coffee.
"Hey M! Could you make me a cup of Cwoffee!"
by Cyborgatronix August 8, 2016
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Loomis Chaffee

Loomis Chaffee, known as "Loomis" is an elite boarding school in Windsor CT. It's known for a beautiful campus, surprisingly down-to-earth students, and lacrosse. Lacrosse. Lacrosse.


Despite it's affiliation with Ten Schools Admissions Organization - the one to which Exeter and Andover belong to- you probably haven't heard of it even if you’re a wealthy, intelligent New Englander.

Henry Kravis, the leveraged buyout master billionaire, graduated from here along with several other notables.

As of 2008, students from eighteen countries were represented. Students come from many states as well.

Townies hate us for some reason.

To condense its characteristics quickly it’s: semi-preppy, generally upper middle class or higher, slightly WASPy country club for four years at 41,200 dollars not including books.
(Fictional conversation, fictional names.)
Colby: "I need to lax so bad right now."

Hakim: "I am rich. Bask in my richness."

Townie: "Welcome to Loomis Chaffee. Damn preppies!"
by Old Alum June 27, 2008
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Perveyor of premium coffees

Somebody, a perv, who enjoys coffee enemas. Just for the heck of it or because of the deep cleansing effect before anal sex.
Howard is a perveyor of premium coffees. After his Starbucks experience he likes to spray paint the wall behind the toilet while he bends over and shouts "Onwards Howard".
by YouDon'tKnowWhoIAm? August 10, 2008
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butt coffee

Usually appears the morning after an evening of heavy drinking accompanied by the conumption of late night food favored by drunks. Not only is it liquid with the consistency and color of coffee, it always is the temperature of very hot coffee.
After awakening from an evening of twelve pints of Guiness, six shots of patron, 3 packs of Marlboro reds and 30 hot buffalo wings I sat upon the porcelain convenience head in hands and unleashed a torrent of butt coffee that set my anus ablaze.
by Mitch Cumstein January 24, 2005
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coffee

The reason we can't sleep at night, the reason why people have to pee every to seconds, the cause of kids born with ADHD, and why superman can fly.
Without coffee I wouldn't be up at 3:00 in the morning writing the definition of coffee. Instead, Ii would be sleeping and not peeing every 2 seconds.
by Connor Smith August 14, 2007
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Coffee

"Caffe" in Italian, from the Turkish "kahve" which was derived from the Arabic "qahwa", a shortened version of "qahhwat al-bun" or "wine of the bean". Dutch traders snuck coffee tree seedlings out of the Arab port of Mocha and transported them to the East-Indies for planting; and from there coffee cultivation and trade spread to the New World and Hawaii.

"Coffee is the common man’s gold and like gold it brings to every man (and woman) the feeling of luxury and nobility." Sheik Abd-al-Kadir “In Praise of Coffee” 1857.

Coffee: The wine of the bean, the earth in a cup.
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by concupy August 6, 2009
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my coffee

a phrase used by the weak minded to excuse themselves for being a complete dipshit until they have had a sufficient fix of caffeine.
You'll have to excuse me for not being able to wipe my own ass right now Bill, I haven't had "my coffee" yet.
by kmpistol July 16, 2009
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