Chode Stroker

1.One who strokes chodes; 2.often used as a derogatory term, not always literal AKA faggot

1. -"Dude, Fabio gave Mike a Handjob!"
-"WOah bruhha. Doesn't Mike have a chode?"
-"Yea! Fabio is such a chode stroker!"

2. W0w John saw the new Hannah Montana movie opening day? What a fucking chode stroker.

by Andreezi July 18, 2009

chode a la mode

1. A chode served with any flavor of ice cream i.e vanilla or chocolate

We had chode a la mode last night. Good fun!

by depauldaddy April 27, 2011

Monkey Chode

Monkey chode is a small but wide hairy dick, owned by a man called Geraint, it started when geraint said that his dick was the largest primate. Someone can also have a monkeys chode if they go around on halloween dressed as a banana.

Man: hey guys, what G is the largest primate?

Geriant: My dick!!

Man: haha…you have a Monkey Chode!

by tim twatsiel November 25, 2014

Chode Buster

Completed by squeezing a shot of Syrup of your choice into your mouth (ie. Eggo, Log Cabin, Hungry Man, Aunt Jemima etc.) followed by a pull of Rum, then followed by yet another squeeze of syrup. The syrup coats the throat as to make the shot go down easier allowing you to consume mass amounts of alcohol.

"This party is getting lame, time to bust out the Chode Buster bithces"

by BOX8 June 11, 2008

chodegobbler

One who suckles on a massive amount of chode like a turkey. Different veresions like 2.0, 3.0, etc.

Gary: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Jean: Just studying in the stacks.
Gary: So, you are a chodegobbler.

by Garayus March 24, 2011

chode

a fat and short penis

Whoa, a chode!!

by Shane Jesus Lord above April 25, 2016

Frisbee Chode

An especially short, elongated chode, such as would be seen on an extremely fat kid. A half circle of skin that is impossible to please.

Man, G3N3RAL S1CK's Frisbee Chode is disgusting.

by mysterymeat3 January 7, 2010