Safety chimp

A safety chimp is a special trained chimp charged with the safety of childrens playgrounds. If a child is about to make a horrible mistake that would compromise the safety of the playground, the chimp jumps to action preventing the child from doing so. the safety chimp is harmless in every sense and when taking actions the chimp is trained to only hit once. A special offer is made for owners of public playgrounds, the chimp will then also be trained in fighting off pedofiles.

Erik almost hurt himself today, but because of the safety chimp he was lucky and got away with only a scratch.

Safety chimp by Agent00abe April 21, 2008

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Pimpin Chimp

(v) sexual act of when you have sex with a girl while you have to shit. and as you ejaculate, crap and throw it in her face. may cause intense orgasms.

Me: my wife was totally shitfaced last night.
friend: really off what?
Me: A pimpin chimp!

Pimpin Chimp by mustardtiger July 4, 2010

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gurning chimp

parted vagina lips

1."oh my god,you could lose your head in that gurning chimp"
2."dont put your fingers too close to the gurning chimp,it bites"

vagina that looks like my grandad, minus his false teeth

gurning chimp by piss in ya sausage house May 24, 2003

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angry chimp

Throwing your own feces and something or someone. This requires an anger of such a magnitude that it actually reduces oneself to the mentality of a previous evolutionary state.

I hated that opening band so much that I actually pulled an angry chimp. It splattered on the bass player

angry chimp by skid mark vz February 23, 2008