chest clumper

the act of take a dump or pooping on someones chest.

"You gonna get a chest clumper"

"The chest clumper was a little nasty but errotic"

by Mia Queefington November 13, 2007

treasure chest

a girl with a nice rack.

" Buddy, she has a real treasure chest."

by taoteqingren November 04, 2005

bird chest

A male/female with no boobs and no muscular chest.

Yo this dude javier, got the bird chest

by getpandafied June 12, 2012

pleasure chest

A term often used to describe a woman’s breasts by gentlemen who enjoy partaking in the rich and rewarding pastime of Dutch fucking.

"So dude. She took me back to her place, cracked open the Pleasure chest, and began tenderizing my meat stick with it! Nice!"

by chucklemunch August 27, 2006

Chest Bacon

n. a woman's breasts.
Chest = Boobs = Fat = Bacon = CHEST BACON

Ma'am, you have lovely chest bacon today.
May I have a taste of your chest bacon?

by darkerthought7 December 07, 2009

flat-chested

a women without boobs

did you see that flat-chested girl?

by tim March 13, 2003

chest flab

Small breasts that take on no shape. Not indifferent to a slight stomach or arm fat. Only recognizable by the two nipples. Chest flab is most commonly found on Asian women.

"Hey, look at her tits. Oh wait, those aren't tits, it's just chest flab."

by Curtis Green August 26, 2007