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dutch cheeseboard

To savour the air biscuits of a group of close friend's or colleagues in a confined space . e.g. your boss's office or friend's car.
Having been asked if he would like tikka for dinner, Tom replied:
"No thanks, I'm going to Nadine's later for a gang bang and the last thing I want is to bring mature cheddar to the dutch cheeseboard."
by Adambigbaws June 14, 2008
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Cheesedick

An ignorant, stupid, mentally challeneged ignoramous who fucks up constantly despite being shown the way.
"That Cheesedick has read the manual 15 times and still cannot install a stick of ram without supervision.
by WyckedDreamz May 1, 2003
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cheesecore

A type of music comprised of annoying minor synths and feminine, very corny, lyrics. Usually enjoyed by gay people or girls wearing beads. The listener of cheesecore is almost certainly on drugs while listening to it and, if not, has done too many in the past.
DUDE! Shooting Star is the best cheesecore song EVER!

DJ En3rgy plays the BEST cheesecore!

I wish NO ONE would ever play cheesecore ever again!
by PenSPC December 12, 2008
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cheesedick wave

a wave that signifies someone as a complete cheesedick, ass-clown, tool-bag or chach-bag. sometimes a wave used by really old, really drunk men.

step 1: the waver points his open hand, palm facing the ground, at the person to be waved at.

step 2: the waver closes hand and points his index finger at the person to be waved to

step 3: repeat step 1

Put it all together: open hand(palm facing ground), point, open hand
"That chach-bag just gave me the cheesedick wave"
by bud light August 29, 2008
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cheesedick

The name given to someone who watches porn while eating Cheetos. Usually given away by the cheese stain on clothing.

He is the original cheesedick.

The nick name of Chesta Cheetos.
by GFL December 24, 2007
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cheesedick

1.That cheesedick is really starting to piss me off. 2.Will you guys stop all that cheesedickery and give me a hand?
by Will Crenshaw September 22, 2006
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Dirty Cheesebag

A Dirty Cheesebag is when you get a girl whos down to eat your babybel cheese. But before letting her eat your Babybel you go to the bathroom take a huge shit and clog the toliet on purpose then with the shit infused water you keep flushing the toliet bowl intill the water rise enough to fully surmerge your entire cheesesack. then you go out the bathroom and let the trick put your dirty direahha water soaked cheesebag in her mounth , bone apple teeth
My girlfriend pissed me off so I gave her a dirty cheesebag.
by russianmadness89 May 6, 2019
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