Ass chafe

When your ass starts to burn and sweat, making it difficult to walk normally. Can be caused by reckless wiping, walking for long periods of time, or a combo of both. Usually occurs after one takes a shit. A common side effect is a smelly ass, that may or may not be noticeable to others. You can temporarily relieve a chaffing ass by going to the bathroom and wiping the sweat off your ass.

Shawn took a shit this morning and around the fifth hour of his shift at work, he developed a bad case of ass chafe.

by Cheeto Dust January 6, 2017

chafe

A person or event that figuratively "rubs the wrong way."

"He is such a chafe."
"This math exam is such a chafe."
"Dude, you're chafing so hard right now."

by incognito August 9, 2004

caffler

According to corkslang.com, caffler is a noun meaning a young rogue, an impish, saucy young fellow, an impertinent boy. It is used around Cork city in Ireland.
It probably derived from French 'caviller'.

That fellow is a caffler.

' . . . . I rocked that little caffler in his cradle.' (Murphy)

'Young cafflers would come after me along the Mardyke calling me names.' (O'Mahony)

by chihaya November 7, 2007

caffled

To be so intoxicated by the uses of a mixture of drugs in such a state, that one feels like just falling to the floor, or 'caffling'.

'wow, adz is so fucked, think hes gonna caffle'
'im absolutely caffled man'
'imma caffle outttttttt'

by Adzman :D September 5, 2009

caffer lover

Derived from Soth Africa: white person who loves / likes black Africans or people of ethnic groups

Your a fucking caffer lover

by Peter Jamie Anderson June 12, 2005

Caffe Nerd

This is the real name of a well known coffee shop, where like people meet.

Caffe Nerd must not be confused with Caffe Nero, a common misspelling.

by Den Keger May 8, 2006

caffle

The word caffle means to either sit down and rest or go to sleep.

"Im tired, Im going to go and caffle for a while"

by KhamSari March 11, 2006