Hand caught in the pasta

Used when you have fucked up by being distracted (eating pasta while busy)
Ah fuck I got my Hand caught in the pasta, sorry guys.
by Milkbone gaming July 03, 2021
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Caught the Swine Flu

Liking or hooking up with an ugly or fat bitch.
"Damn did u see that fat bitch John took home last night?" "Yeah, i think he Caught the Swine Flu"
by fullfire0 August 21, 2009
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Getting Caught Tubing It

The process of masturbating and getting caught by multiple members of the Esco family.
Jack was tubing it in the kitchen on a late summers eve. Eli entered the room. Jack Was getting caught tubing it!
by Al Lalleran August 09, 2011
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caught blue handed

This occurs after someone has been turkish smurf jobbed.The sexual frustration caused by the turkish smurf job forces the said person to jack off. This results in their hand (in the turks case his left hand) being dyed bright blue.
Sarah "akan, why's your left hand all blue?"

Akan "oo fml man, I've been caught blue handed!"
by charlie29 November 13, 2009
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Caught Red Handed

When fingering a girl, in a lowly lit room, and she starts menstrating. Once the lights come on, the dude observes that his hand, wrist, and maybe even forearm is covered in blood, therefore he was "caught red handed"
Dude, that chick was slamming, and I thougt that she was getting soooo wet for me, until I turned the lights on and realized I was caught red handed...total boner kill.
by scrandel January 16, 2011
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Caught you in 4K

The act of catching someone on camera doing something sus/questionable.
Max: Dude I just caught you in 4k staring at none-existent ass
Ben: Dude I fucking did not,
by A random discord call April 29, 2021
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