Catching the crazy turkey

An act that starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex in a bed. It's too wild for many. Gobble, gobble!

Everyone knows where you've been. You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.

by 2bantah December 13, 2014

a catch

When referring to someone as "a catch" it is referring to a person with charm, swagger, and overall attractiveness to the opposite sex or even the same sex sometimes

The guy I went out to dinner with last night was such a catch!

by dollhaus March 31, 2011

Keef Catcher

A device (usually a screen) located inside a marijuana grinder which catches and saves the keef, which is a high-thc substance that comes off the leaves when you grind up dank pot. This device is useful, because once you have the keef (which is very potent) separated, you can either smoke it straight or sprinkle it on top of regular nug in your bowl to enhance the quality of the nug and get higher. A grinder without a Keef Catcher can lead to wasted or lost Keef, which is just unfortunate.

-Hey, Calvin, I'm going to buy a new grinder. Wanna come?

-Nah. Sorry Rocko, I've got stuff to do. But make sure you buy one with a Keef Catcher this time, so we can save our keef and get extra ripped.

by ChronJon4 November 22, 2007

Catch a Flight

1) To Get High
2) To smoke a joint, or blunt.

Stoner 1: "Hey whats your plans for tonight?"

Stoner 2: "Probably just gonna roll up a plane and catch a flight."

by Wiz Khalifa Fan February 22, 2011

to catch a predator

A great/awesome show on t.v. that shows teenagers and people what people, a lot of them, on chatrooms looks like. Doctors, teachers, miltary people, all alike, get arrested because they can't keep their sexual fantaises inside their minds.

What they do is have PJ- Perverted Justice, come online into chatrooms such as AOL and Yahoo and pretend they are teenaged boys and girls that are sexually curious about sex and that are willing to have sex with these full grown-adults. The predators drive to the house that has hidden cameras set up everywhere and the police from the town/city waiting next door in a different house or outside so that when they try to run away or walk outta the house they are arrested right away.

Some of these people had it going for them, like the teachers and miltary people, but blew it because they wanted to have sex with someone who claimed to be underage.

Also, Chris Hansen rocks. And he's very intelligent.

hollisterrawksmysoxzzz: yea will you teach me how to do that?
Hornymale21: sure baby, then maybe afterwards I can teach you new tricks you can peform on me, you'll like it hehe.
Hornymale21: what if youre a cop or a adult from to catch a predator?
hollisterrawksmysoxzzz: dont worry baby i'm not. i'm really 13..

by Laksdkdk December 11, 2007

catch 22

A no-win dilemma or paradox, similar to damned if I do, damned if I don't.

A situation or predicament characterized by absurdity or senselessness.

by you think? March 19, 2005

catch a crab

While rowing, "catching a crab" means to put one's oar in the water at the wrong time which results in the oar flipping parallel to the boat. When an oar goes from perpindicular (good) to parallel (bad) a rower must pull the oar in and over their head.

This can be difficult to fix as the boat moves.

Kate: I was rowing Port seat 6 yesterday when I totally caught a crab. It was horrible.
Ben: I remember! I was in 5 seat so I stopped to help you get your oar in order.
Kate: Thanks. It was intense. I hope I don't catch a crab at next Saturday's regatta!

by cannelle January 4, 2008