To perform a juan castro, a male hadcuffs a woman to a bed, has angry sex with her, and then leaves her there. After a few days, while she has urinated and defacated on herself and is hungry, you have angry sex with her again.
1.Damn, that bitch looks like she's been juan castro'd
2. Shut up bitch, or I'll give you a Juan Castro!
2. Shut up bitch, or I'll give you a Juan Castro!
by Eric_2.1 December 9, 2008
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She is extremely gorgeous & is on par with Ariana Grande the prettiest girl in the world.
But unlike Ariana Grande, Teresa can appeal to all ages & races of men so in that way she might be the one to hold the rightful title of prettiest girl in the world.
It is also unknown what ethnicity she is.
She is also a under-rated actress who needs to be reconized by her outstanding beauty.
She is extremely gorgeous & is on par with Ariana Grande the prettiest girl in the world.
But unlike Ariana Grande, Teresa can appeal to all ages & races of men so in that way she might be the one to hold the rightful title of prettiest girl in the world.
It is also unknown what ethnicity she is.
She is also a under-rated actress who needs to be reconized by her outstanding beauty.
Teresa Castillo & Ariana Grande are the prettiest girls in the world.
I would kill to get a hug from Teresa Castillo.
Teresa Castillo is a goddess.
I would kill to get a hug from Teresa Castillo.
Teresa Castillo is a goddess.
by SlashinatorX June 30, 2011
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An individual whose sole reason for visiting Cuba is to experience life on this lovely island while Fidel Castro is still in power.
Did you hear how much my cousin paid to visit Cuba?
I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!
He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.
Wouldn't be the first time.
I know... I know... that freakin' Castronaut still owes me 40 bucks. He tried to pay me with some shit-stained Cohibas!
He probably smuggled them in his poop shoot.
Wouldn't be the first time.
by LaRobaNacas January 20, 2008
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Part of the Lone Wolf world, it appears substantially only in one of the Legends of Lone Wolf novels, where Lone Wolf briefly passes through the city and notices extremes of wealth and poverty (which is not, incidentally, an accurate depiction of the type of medieval city-state on which Casiorn is modelled).
Part of the Lone Wolf world, it appears substantially only in one of the Legends of Lone Wolf novels, where Lone Wolf briefly passes through the city and notices extremes of wealth and poverty (which is not, incidentally, an accurate depiction of the type of medieval city-state on which Casiorn is modelled).
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