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1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
1 cup of queer
2 cups of metro (this includes shopping at american eagle, gap, etc.)
1 tbsp denial
1 large ass dildo
2 of the gayest friends ever
and you get a Ross
by Mal Mal August 17, 2006
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by Thebigman112 May 20, 2018
Get the cardenden mug.(1) An individual, object or situation that is either involuntarily or voluntarily not part of a tournament. This could be due to an injury; not meeting the standards and requirements of the tournament; or, in the case of an individual, he/she is actively able to decide to remain out of the tornament. Generally, objects and situations do not have the conscious choice of being an anti-contender, however, an individual has the liberty to choose whether or not they wish to be a participant.
(2) an individual who enjoys playing board games, strategy games and sport related games but does not participate or wish to be involved in playing games with people's lives, including their own. Generally a very straightforward person who can not watch another's life being played with and doesn't appreciate their own being made a toy.
(2) an individual who enjoys playing board games, strategy games and sport related games but does not participate or wish to be involved in playing games with people's lives, including their own. Generally a very straightforward person who can not watch another's life being played with and doesn't appreciate their own being made a toy.
(1) i. The javelin snapped just 5 minutes prior to the tournament and was immediately called out as an anti-contender for the entire comp.
ii. Tiger Woods fell ill days before the PGA tour and thought he'd best sit out as an anti-contender for the rest of the tournament.
(2) i. Peta loves playing basketball for the school team and bingo during her spare time but she does not play dangerous games with peoples lives. She enjoys board games but doesn't believe in gaming with life.
Example:
p1: "Peta, you can dunk a ball well but you're an anti-contender..."
Peta: "Yeah... that's just the way i am. To me, we don't make a game out of life, we make a gift out of it."
p1: "Fair enough."
ii. Tiger Woods fell ill days before the PGA tour and thought he'd best sit out as an anti-contender for the rest of the tournament.
(2) i. Peta loves playing basketball for the school team and bingo during her spare time but she does not play dangerous games with peoples lives. She enjoys board games but doesn't believe in gaming with life.
Example:
p1: "Peta, you can dunk a ball well but you're an anti-contender..."
Peta: "Yeah... that's just the way i am. To me, we don't make a game out of life, we make a gift out of it."
p1: "Fair enough."
by 1whodoesntlikelifegames August 16, 2010
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2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)
3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)
3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."
2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"
3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"
3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
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I wanted to be a star.. I wanted to be a contender... But look I'm barely able to pull my weight with the mcnuggets... Why..yy..yy
by bushlight September 23, 2017
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