Canada

The country that gave us awesome stars, like Drake, Mike Myers, Jim Carrey, and Ryan Gosling. They also gave us Justin Bieber.. but they can have him back.

"Omg, I love Canada."
"I know. I love their syrup."

by BieberHater11048 June 27, 2010

blame canada

Popular slogan because it solves all of life's little problems.

<CurtusTheTurtle> Aw, man! Mr Teddy from down the street's dog crapped all over my lawn!
<MrYupYup> *head pops up over fence* Bame Canada!

by Bastardized Bottomburp July 6, 2003

Canada

a country with laid back, down to earth canucks, a place where you can walk down the street smokin a doobe! a place where the sexiest beast in the world lives.

I want to move to Canada so I can shag the beast!

by hah like I'd tell u November 7, 2004

Canada Time

A term generally used by idiots when they don't know that Canada has several different time zones, like most other places in the world. Most likely to be used by someone who is a complete dipshit, and fails at life!

We came at 9am, Canada Time, it's 11am now!

by buckinhere August 16, 2010

Canadar

Pronounced ca-NAY-dar; The ability/gift of being able to detect Canadian in other people.

Whoa, did you see that beer-swilling, hockey dork? My Canadar is going off like nuts!

by Jeff Crocker December 30, 2008

Canadas History

The act of inducing labor with a non-pregnant male with a hockey stick dipped in syrup.

Last week a friend of mine experienced Canadas History and was killed.

by projectA91 February 5, 2010

canada

A land of vast distances and rich natural resources, Canada became a self-governing dominion in 1867 while retaining ties to the British crown. Economically and technologically the nation has developed in parallel with the US, its neighbor to the south across an unfortified border.

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by SGS January 1, 2004