When a birthday candle is inserted into the urethra of an erect penis and allowed to drip wax down the side of the cock.
It was his first time trying the candle salad. It went down slowly and smoothly and he was delighted when it was all done.
by bertha_bumcakes December 14, 2021
Get the Candle salad mug.The Candlewood Lake Monster. Possible plesiosaur rumored to inhabit Candlewood Lake in Fairfield County Connecticut. Alternately described as either mischievous and friendly or bloodthirsty.
Something just nipped my ass. Do you think it's Candlewoody? Should I swim with him or get the fuck out?
by HatchHo July 25, 2011
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CandleJack is a character from the TV show "Freakazoid". Supposedly, once you say his name, he kidnaps you. This has led to many jokes on the internet.
CandleJack is freaking aw-
by SoulEatingFreak September 17, 2008
Get the CandleJack mug.1) stick your boner in boiling hot wax
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
2) let it cool dry
3) stick a match in your dick hole and light it
4) your dong should now look like a lit candle
Byron: Happy Birthday Moniqua! Now don't forget to make a wish before you blow out the candle...
Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!
Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.
Moniqua: Oh my God! Why didn't you just get me a cake?!
Byron: Cuz you're gonna eat this candle-dick instead, bitch.
by Lotus69 April 17, 2014
Get the The Candle mug.A severely racist slur for cardassians. The term 'spoonhead' is MUCH milder. Please do not utter either in front of a cardassian unless you are an EXTREMELY skilled fighter.
by Walking Talking Dictionary September 25, 2006
Get the cardie mug.Shonda and Steve were begining to like each other. Shonda's friend Lisa wanted to be the candle holder for their first date.
by Ryyann June 20, 2007
Get the candle holder mug.Those tall jar candles with the bizarre, often gruesome, Catholic iconography on the outside of the jar. Usually found at Mexican markets, religious gift stores, and the ethnic food section at the supermarket.
Shop 'n' Rob in Bay Point has a great selection of pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
No, I'm not Catholic, I just like pickled Jesus candles.
by Dr. Badwrench July 12, 2007
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