Circus Clowning

The act of attempting to hit on a female is a social setting by approaching her from behind and dancing erratically against her backside while loudly humming the circus song (formally known as "Entry of the Gladiators")

I was just circus clowning this tasty treat over by the bathrooms but turns out that was her boyfriend next to her. We gots to go!

by Ed-Money September 20, 2011

carcass

a term used to describe yourself or another when you are extremely tired and essentially lifeless. A "dead" body.

Scarlett asked Maggie if she planned to go to the gym the morning after their night on the town. Maggie replied, "If I can drag my carcass out of bed".

by scarlettleftthebuilding January 25, 2009

circus cock

A large penis, so named that it belongs in a circus sideshow because of its enormous size.

"That nigga in the porno had a 13-inch circus cock!"

by Griffster December 26, 2005

caucus race

An un-ending event involving wonderous characters, often exhibited when under the influence of anonymous substances. See "Alice In Wonderland"

Sean: "What are you running for?"
Mike: "It's a Caucus Race!"
Jimmy: "How do you win?"
Mike: "You don't."
Sean: "How do you know when it's over?"
Mike: "You don't."

by Sean R. Hart February 16, 2008

circus midget

An offensive name for a little person or a dwarf.

Oh he's 2 feet tall, he's a circus midget!

by Mick October 21, 2005

Batty Circus Seal

Term decsribing a gay man down on his knees feverishly blowing multiple schwans in alternating fashion and in similar technique to that of a circus seal bobbing its head

After bringing six bat's to his house for the night, batty Ritt made like a Circus Seal until a six pack of loads splashed across his face.

by K December 16, 2003

Carousel

When a woman is standing in the middle of like 20 guys and swallows everything ... the opposite of a train. A disgusting internal Bukkake Throat-baby of massive proportions.

Lil Kim nearly died when she rode the carousel and there was 1 pint of sperm in her stomach.

by MoreGiving April 22, 2011