Commander Canned

A literal beast on Tiktok and member of Cool Kidz Podcast. Friendly to all his fans and one of the funniest comedians alive. His expertise in the art of “Monica” has led him to fame, fortune, and promotion to Commander

Dang is that Jordan Rogers?
No dude, you have to call him Commander Canned! Say it wrong again and have the fury of a 8 year veteran of the war 360 no-scope you in the kneecaps, making you not able to walk again and furthermore embarrassing you!

by soorpatellontiktok May 11, 2019

shower in a can

using an aerosol can containing deoderant eg: Lynx instead of having a shower to freshen up

I didnt have a chance to have a shower before happy hour so I just changed cloths and and grabbed a shower in a can

by banbanga February 8, 2010

pimp cans

1.pimpcans are the canes that pimps usually walk around with.Pimp cans are usually tackier than normal old man canes.

2.A fly set of ear phones

1.Don't make me smack you with my pimp cans bitch!

2. jeff:Damn son, those are some nice pimp cans
Brad:yeah kid, the new sony models bitch!

by ActionDan January 5, 2009

can get it

phrase, he/she "can get it"..........they look sooo good that u can see urself having sex with them

male1," hey, u seen the new girl at school???"
male2," yea man! she can get it! lol"

by Vonni August 23, 2007

shit canned

To be fired from a job.

I worked for those fudgepackers for 10 years and they STILL shit-canned me!

by Academic Type January 23, 2005

Montana Can

An excellent brand of spray paint used by top Graff Artists. Also used by toys who think that they are the shit.

Yo, pass me tha Montana Can, i needa throw ma piece up 'ere

by Someguy - I know Kris Wheatley September 7, 2006

tan-in-a-can

Tinted lotion that is supposed to make you look tan, although it usually just makes the users orange.

That girl is bright orange - definitely Tan-In-A-Can..

by HUH February 27, 2005