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Can Kicking Syndrome

A common disorder of chronic avoidance of difficulties accompanied by a flair for procrastination.
Our entire workplace administration seems to share what appears to be a characterological form of chronic Can Kicking Syndrome and so we all wind up lost, trying to solve our own commonly shared dilemmas by ourselves, in isolation.
Can Kicking Syndrome by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2019
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Can you be the K to my JT

A phrase that will make all the women and men in a 1 meter radius wet
Hey I know that we haven't talked a lot these past few day but can you be the K to my JT.

HELL YEA
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can-to-can't 

A cotton picking term meaning: You pick cotton from when you "can" see...until when you "can't" see.
When I lived in Mississippi I picked cotton for a while. It is hard work! You pick from can-to-can't...from sun up to sun down.
can-to-can't by talk2me-JCH2 September 16, 2022

Can't Get Right 

adjective describing an individual who is constantly fucking up, causing fuck ups, or is always in the middle of a fucked up situation

noun-person who is constantly looking like Helen Keller dressed them
Man1: Dude there goes Cory again! Look at him.

Man2: Man, Cory is one can't get right mutha fucker.
Can't Get Right by mjp917s November 20, 2010

Can I get an amen? 

A phrase used to get the affirmation of others after something true and relatable is stated.
Some days I wake up and need coffee more than I need oxygen. Can I get an amen?
Can I get an amen? by Lovetoshred September 3, 2013

can't hack it 

1) Basically like if you can't handle someone or something.
2) or if you don't understand something
1: "mate did you see the snow outside?!"
"Yeah it's so cold, can't hack it mate!"

2:"Have you started Miss C's work yet?"
"Nah, Its so hard I can't hack it!"

Can I help you? 

A question a person asks when they think a completely unknown person is intruding or being out of line. It is usually only asked because the person cannot think of anything else to say.
*Unidentified person is rummaging through the owner's garbage*

Bewildered owner: Um, Can I help you?