calendario

A calendar, a tool made of paper used to know what day, month and year you are in, because you are so weeb and geeky that you don't even know what fucking day it is, silly.

Wena weon, sabes qué día es hoy? (Hi dude, do you know what day it is today?)
Déjame revisar en mi calendario... Hoy es 11 de enero. (Let me check my calendar... Today is January 11th.)
Chupalo entonces ajddajfjkaajff.
(Suck it then hahahhhahahaha.)

by Jueves September 8, 2021

CaLeatha

The baddest bitch thus far 😁

She want to be CaLeatha so bad.

by CaLeatha November 22, 2021

Celena

Celena is an unnecessary version of the name Selena and an unnecessary version of a human being.

Barista: “Is that spelled S, E, L, I, N, A?”
Celena: “Yeah. Whatever.”

by MerriamWebster’sMom November 23, 2021

Caleta

A beautiful spicy hispanic girl that’s slim thick, with a phat ass that is feisty, knows how to fuck u right ,knows how to cook very funny and outgoing, loves to party, and ride or die. And not scare to go off and beat a person ass. She loves her friends and is very loyal when it comes to her friends and her man. Never mess with the people she cares about. She can be nice but also got a slick mouth and anger issues.

Omg Caleta is that girl man anyone would be lucky to have her

by Richbabyyy November 23, 2021

Caluna

Its the most beautiful blond girl

You shoud try to date Calunas

by Hellooo16 November 24, 2021

Caleana

Also can be known as "Celeana" which means, 'Love of Play'

wow that girl Caleana is good at everthing!

by Kōmori December 18, 2021

Calen

The hottest nigga around, Calen unrelentlessly fucks all the hot bitches... An absolute monster truck of a cock, a whopping 8 inches!!!!! (No cap)
11/10 face with no strings attached ;)

Tyla: wow, have you seen Calen? He’s so fucking hot
Britney: I know right??!!!

by My dick and balls January 1, 2022