walker cable

The act of taking off all of your clothes and sucking a amputees cock

"wanna go (walker cable) on the bench?"

by isucklotsofcock March 23, 2022

Cable TV

When you go to the toilet and lay a huge cable whilst watching YouTube/Tv on your phone

Husband: Honey im going for a bit of cable Tv…
Wife: FFS again!

by MM51GMA July 25, 2023

cabling

someone who tries to gacha another ,but its up sabotaging their own position

"lmao they actually thought they had an argument there but totally ended up cabling

by Lawyit August 5, 2025

Jesus cable

A type of cable that will send you or anyone who uses it to the afterlife (or to see Jesus)

Tech A:"Don't use that cable"
Normie:"Why"
Tech B:"It's a Jesus cable, and it'll kill you"

by afuckingtech February 11, 2024

cable coma

The semiconscious, paralyzed state one enters from laying on the couch flipping tv channels for hours. The flashing light from the tv that comes from changing channels is the only thing that keeps you awake.

I have got to get my act together, I have been in a cable coma for the last four hours when I could have been accomplishing something.

by joecoolthefool November 2, 2015

on the cable

One that says things in order to gain attention and wants to impress others. One who has a carefree life and is almost envied by others who are not as charismatic. One who sparks interest in his ways. People want to know him. Some that you would like to be but can't. A person who has "it". What ever "it" is at the time. "It" has evolved.

I knew he was on the cable the moment I saw him.

by Stangee October 27, 2020

Cable and Commitment

When you've been in a committed relationship for 10+ years and you'd rather get off to reruns of softcore HBO/Cinemax/Showtime pornos than have sex with your significant other.

(Wife walks into the living room wearing an "I heart ellen" t-shirt, sweatpants, and crocs)

Wife: Hey, honey. Wanna Netflix and Chill tonight? *wink*

Husband: Ugh

(Husband places his left hand down his pants and his right hand on the U-verse remote)

Husband: Looks like it's a Cable and Commitment night

by Andy Fong Chong March 21, 2016