The Soggy Whoopie Cushion

When you creampie a girl and then sit on her to push it all out.

Bro me and my girl were going at it right? Then she asks for the soggy whoopie cushion. Long story short it was a lot of cleanup.

by Burgerman306 June 03, 2021

Cushion Princess

Knowing they like to be a "Pillow Princess". They still have enough energy to give a little back.

She's not a pillow princess, she's more of like a cushion princess.

by Kyattodaddo April 22, 2022

middle cushion

on a couch with three seats, the middle cushion is where a guy gets a hummer.

eric got a bj from her, he was sitting on the middle cushion

by dipdippidpid March 30, 2017

Biscuit Cushion

when you lean against one cushion whilst hugging another, thus becoming the filling in between two 'biscuit' cushions.

Don't start the film yet, I just need to biscuit cushion

by Doška March 13, 2024

koozie cushion

When a man with a cock length of 11 inches or longer uses a beer koozie around the base of his penis to cushion the extra yardage that wont fit into a girl's pussy. Both useful for the man and the woman.

"That bitch was so short I had to straight up koozie cushion!"

or

"Baby, Im gonna have to Koozie Cush yo shit."

by veegee75 January 16, 2009

Poopy Cushion

When you shit in your roommates pillowcase.

My roommate sucks, so I gave him a poopy cushion.

by Jimmysensei April 07, 2018

corona cushion

Weight gain due to excessive comfort eating during pandemic mandated social distancing.

My jeans have gotten a little tighter with this corona cushion.

by bittergreens March 21, 2020