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cup of joe

To most people and in most circumstances a casual reference to a cup of coffee. However if your boyfriends name is Joe it is a subtle inside joke/reference to swallowing his semen.
girlfriend: Hey baby I'm dying for a cup of joe right now ;) !
boyfriend: I'll pour you one baby come over here!
by Blondie1111 May 4, 2017
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cup of fuck

A term used to describe the funnyness of when a British person swears.

Also may mean a blowjob by a Brit
Mike: Yo kempe you're ugly
Kempe (in heavy british accent): Hey fuck you!
Mike: HAHAHAHA It's funny when you say 'fuck'. Would you like a cup of fuck?
by Mikeals August 3, 2007
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cup of coffee

An exaggerated expression defining a short length of time; as short as the amount of time it would take to drink one cup of coffee.
Question: How long were you married?

Answer: For about a "cup of coffee."
by PJW May 14, 2005
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cup of wheat

1. A couple of Weeks

2. Developed into a greeting, similar to hello. Used mostly in the "Land of No Streetlights" (Freeland) and Long Hanborough, both located in the Oxfordshire county of the United Kingdom

Originates from the following Example:
(Village pub setting)
"Hey, isn't it the smoking ban in a couple weeks?"
"Did you just say cup of wheat?"
"No, I said a couple weeks"
*Cue Laughter

Example 2:
"Cup of wheat!"
"Ah, Cup of wheat, my good man!"
by Goon Man Industries April 23, 2008
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cup howling

Cup howling is the esteemed art of howling with your lips tightly wrapped around a cup, preferably plastic, after having finished dinner. It is typically practiced at family gatherings regarding holidays such as Easter, Thanksgiving, or Christmas.
Person: Easter approaches. Any plans?
Cousin: I figure on a round of cup howling at Grandma's again.
by Compeek March 24, 2009
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cup fakes

Damn, she got some really big cup fakes.
by The Seeing Eye Dog May 4, 2011
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Cup head

some little kid with huge ears, can also be known as trophy face
by Ear Man April 19, 2003
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