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crow

evil black birds of death who can, and will, peck your eyes out at every oportunity.
im pretty sure that crow just glared at you. sleep with one eye open.
by totally not a crow February 18, 2011
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crow

a brilliant insult you can hurl at a person you dislike
by 1337club October 21, 2010
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Stone the Crows

Stone the crows where did you come from. Or Stone the crows the plane crashed
by Byron February 7, 2004
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Sheryl Crow

A very talented multi-platinum rock singer-songwriter, known for many singles such as All I Wanna Do and The First Cut is the Deepest.
Sheryl Crow is one of the best musicians out there.
by wingkon December 7, 2009
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Russel Crowe

For My Beloved Actor, Russel Crowe, on His 51st Birthday

Not that I've seen you
Not that I've known you
But the happiest birthday, I wish you
As this is the way I know you:

You are a vivid dream in " A Beautiful Mind"
You are a " Man of Steel" in a " Broken City"
You are "Robin Hood" for " Les Miserables"
You are a " Gladiator" in a " State of Play"
You are " Cinerella Man" in " A Good Year"
You are "The Insider" in "L.A. Confidential"
You are " Proof of Life" in a " Body of Lies"
You are an " American Gangster" on " 3:10 to Yuma"
Who is all "Tenderness" while " Breaking Up"
But " Master and Commander" " The Next Three Days" when " Heaven's Burning"
And then again who is " The Water Diviner" but you,
To save all living things, as did " Noah"?

So you see I know you, though I haven't seen you!
And this I have written for Charly and Tennyson
To read on cold days as a " Winter's Tale"
For their kids to be proud of you
And love you as I do!

With your bow and arrow
One day you aimed at my heart, Russel Crowe
As did Cupid,
And got the poet out of me,

So let me enjoy the honor, Sir
To call you Robin Russel Hood!

Afrooz Jafarinoor

April 7, 2015
Iran
by A Persian Fan May 31, 2015
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Crow bag

British Army slang. Can't Read Or Write.

Don't let any other bell end tell you otherwise.
by Sheeps teeth July 16, 2014
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Stoned Crow

A random ass person who looks up definitions in urban dictionary and sprouts them in team chats.
Stoned Crow just posted the urban dictionary definition of turdburger in the team chat!
Yeah I know, he's so random.
by Tailz93 August 7, 2011
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