Creamedcracker

A person who is white beyond belief. One who shows this can either be very pale, or will just act extremely white. Characteristics of one are not being able to dance, talking extremely nerdy, etc.

Damn Suzy is such a creamedcracker!

by Kaceyxxx December 11, 2007

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Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 22, 2009

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Creased

/kuh.rēsd/

An adjective used to describe anguish felt by an individual presented with a difficult or unfortunate situation.

Friend: Guess what happened today, bro?

Other Friend: What, dude?

Friend: I trusted a fart and a surprise trickled down my leg and into my favorite shoe... Worst day ever.

Other Friend: Creased...

by Christablazer May 20, 2018

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Cheated

When someone is in a relationship and the partner dates someone else while in the relationship

Jayson cheated on me with shelly

by Garycull November 25, 2019

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before you ingage in anal sex deposite kernals of corn in to her wrectum then proceed to engage in anal sex. then blow your load up her wrectum. then after sex when she is cleaning out her ass she digs out hte creamed corn.

i met a girl with a corn fetish and she let make creamed corn.

by the law September 4, 2006

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