Chris Crocker is a safety in the National Football League who plays for the Miami Dolphins (as of April 2008). He spent his college years playing for the Marshall Thundering Herd, and was drafted with the 20th pick in the 3rd round by the Cleveland Browns in the 2003 NFL draft. He has slowly become a decent safety at the NFL, and has 7 interceptions in his 5 years in the NFL.
Chris Crocker is a hard-working safety who is a solid NFL starter; the guy on youtube doesn't deserve to get more attention sitting on his ass whining.
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when a girl give you bad sex, for seconds you stick your dick in cake batter and fuck her again hopefully giving her yeast infection.
max: that bitch gave me bad sex so i gave so i gave her the good old fashioned betty crocker supreme.
stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?
max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.
stephen: nice dude! did she get yeast infection?
max: i don't know i snuck out of her house after she fell asleep.
by maxstephen June 17, 2008
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Examples of a crock of shit: “you can keep your doctor’s if you want”, “it is not going to cost any more tax money then you already pay”, “only citizens of the United States will be allowed to receive...”
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by Anonymous PiMP March 19, 2008
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