Chode 

1. A dick that is wider than it is long
2. A stupid dumb face person.

"Matt is so effing wack" said Jimmy, "He is a soggy bag of wet chodes" added Pat.

Chode by Emil Ime March 5, 2018

Chode 

Dylan Ray

Chode hasn't fucked Anika yet.

Chode by 12345678900987654322345678 November 26, 2018

Chode 

An abnormally small penis, usually ranging from 1-4 inches long when erect.

Damn I saw Thomas' dick the other day and he totally has a chode.

Chode by rubythekitten19 November 3, 2019

chode 

a penis that is wider then long IT IS NOT ,,, NOT the area beetween your ass and penis ,,, that is called the taint or the gooch .... a chode is a penis wider then it is long

chodes are not good and they suck to have

chode by Andr3w 21 August 21, 2006

chode 

An penis that is fater than it is long.

Devin, and Jamine slaped each others chodes around in the shower.

chode by Erik46 October 13, 2007

Chode 

Not wider than length, but the length is short than the Circumfrence

Im sorry that you have a chode!!!

Chode by Ryan Wikstrom March 19, 2004

Chode 

Comes from the German word "chote", meaning a bringer of chaos. Generally speaking, an offensive, unthinking person. One who is socially reprehensible and uncouth. An annoying lout. An asshole.

"A chode is not a fat penis, but it is a big dick. Get it? Don't be a chode, man."

Chode by vonzppr February 24, 2009