Carter Joke

When a joke either requires too much background information or requires too little, therefore making the joke boring.

Person 1: “What do you call a washing machine?”
Person 2: “I don’t know”
Person 1: “A nuke”
Person 2: “Why?”
Person 1: “Because in 1947 a group of scientists discovered if you put a nuke in your washing machine, it turns into a nuke as the inside is constantly rotating.”
Person 2: “Carter Joke”

by moosh May 7, 2021

carter dale

the person who showed me what love is

hey look, it’s carter dale

by soybeansyummy January 28, 2022

Carter Bentley

A fat pothead who smells like shit, that has an ego larger than his own BMI (his BMI is fucking huge btw).

Example 1:
Carter Bentley - "I'm so fit, I've got like 26 birds that wanna shag!"

Example 2:
Samuel - "Have you seen Carter's new insta post?"
Sam Hughes - "Ye, he's a fat fucking munter!'

Samuel - "I know, can you believe he thinks girls actually like him? The egotistical, moto-moto looking cunt!"

by MessiCool123 February 7, 2022

Carter

An amazing person who is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. He is so caring and sweet. He will do anything for his family because those he loves are very important to him. He is very funny and sometimes awkward but in a cute way. He is very very cute even tho he doesn’t think he is. One of the most humble people I know and doesn’t give himself enough credit for how amazing he is. Most of all he is a great boyfriend. He will treat you like a princess and is so loyal. He also is a great best friend and not matter what he has your back. At times it’s hard for him to open up but give him time and stick by him and you’ll be so blessed to have him in your life. I am blessed to have such an amazing, caring, loving, sweet, funny, cute, and kind person in my life. So to my one and only Carter I love you :)

Person 1: who has your smiling like that?

Person 2: ohhh carter… he is so sweet and funny.

Person 1: Awwww!

Person 2: I am so lucky to have him in my life.

by Abald4848 June 18, 2022

carter johnson

Carter Johnson is one kind brilliant try not to forget ⭐handsome guy. If you know a carter Johnson you probably have a crush on him kinda like meh (*my mind* oh God what is he searches his name on here) sorry bout the carter Johnson is one of those guys that are stupid but smart at the same time. He is also one of those guys who moans and slaps in between his knees to be funny...and I fell for him😳🤫

Bestie: Heyyyy gurl who's your crush

Me: well I have lots of them well there's...... and ....... but carter Johnson.....😍

by Mrs. Arlert 💅 October 14, 2022

Kitty Carrier

A tight fitting undergarment normally worn by woman also known as panties and can include Thongs, G-Strings, Boy-Shorts, Knickers, Briefs, and Granny Panties.

I was at the store when this woman in a skirt bent over in front of me and she was not wearing a kitty carrier.

by YoungJedi September 13, 2011

Ben Carter

A teenager, usually around the age of 14, that is an absolute wannabe for just about everything. A true Ben Carter will act as if he made up all the fashionable trends and try and hang with the cool kids. A legitimate Ben Carter is not a person that would ever ever, under any circumstances, want to be friends with.

Oh, my god!!! That kid in my English class is an absolute retard, he is such a Ben Carter, keep clear of him he is so immature!

by nate02 September 7, 2016