Fluff bottom

When your dog or kitty is overdue for a grooming

The pooh is sticking to your pomeranian's butt! I think he has fluff bottom!

by Palmfronds July 25, 2019

Toledo Panic Button

1. When you shoot your partner to prove you’re not in working together.

2. Pretending to catch a criminal in the act that you are in fact working with.

3. Con-artist pretending to turn on each other in-order to dupe the Mark.

1. Richard Rovair used the old Toledo Panic Button tactic and shot his friend then pretended to give chase when the Mob Boss caught them stealing. Lucky for his friend it was only a flesh wound.

2. Tommy didn't almost get shot by accident. Hughes Johnson pulled a Toledo Panic Button on him when when his neighbors came home they found Tommy and Hughes inside their house, and their expensive plants being stolen. Hughes said he heard a strange noise, went to check it out, and saw someone stealing. His neighbors think Hughes is a hero now.

~EmptyFace

by RICHARD ROVAIR of EmptyFace February 27, 2015

top and bottom

Top is a giver in sex

Bottom is a reciever in sex

Linsay lohan "giiiirl im a bottom"

Justin bieber "nah im a top and bottom"

by Awesomedude53 August 8, 2015

Buttonhole circumcision

A slit in the dorsal surface of the foreskin that the head of the penis is pushed through. Technically it is a piercing and not circumcision because the cut is not all the way around, and no tissue is removed. Healing is faster than after regular circumcision because if an erection occurs it helps keep the wound closed, rather than splitting stitches. No sensitive nerve rich tissue is lost, and the head does not dry and loose sensitivity due to a process called keratinisation because it can still be covered by the foreskin after healing is complete. Foreplay and masturbation are greatly enhanced and the foreskin ads extra stimulation for the woman during intercourse, kind of like a ribbed and textured sex toy.

This guy had the weirdest cock I ever seen, looked like it was cut, but there was this flap hanging down under the head. He said it was called a buttonhole circumcision.

by Buttonhole man September 9, 2010

Fat bottomed girls

One heck of a good song

fat bottomed girls you make the rocking world go round!

by qazzytherock March 10, 2011

Bikini Bottom

The capital of the entire universe as we know it located in the bikini atol and is the home town of the overlord of the universe Spongebob SquarePants, Bikini bottom is also the birthplace of captilism (thanks to Eugene Crabs).

Teacher: "pop quiz", "what is the capital of this great nation".
All students in monotone unison: BiKiNi BoTtOm

by OgSparkles June 30, 2018

red bottomosity

having the big red bottom. when a lady baboon is "in the mood" for luuurve she displays her big red bottom to the male baboon. (apparently he wouldn't have a clue otherwise but that is boys for you) if a human being has the red bottom, she is attracting a lot of sexual attention from a lot of guys

"loads of boys were asking me to dance last night, i must have been displaying my red bottomosity"

by dfnhdfjkgdfk September 5, 2007