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Butthead

A creature that likes to hack its friend's facebook and write embarrassing things. Is located where ever groups of asians gather.
Oh crap, the Butthead (JJ) got ahold of my computer again!
by >>>>>.<<<<< July 17, 2011
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Buttered Sausage

The act of completely covering the penis in butter, and then sprinkling raw beef on top, finish it off by jacking off vigorously, and mix together all ingredients. Bake for one hour. Serve.
My girlfriends parents are coming over for dinner tonight. I think I'll make them some Buttered Sausage.
by TornHorse January 19, 2011
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butterbean

A shit peanut attatched to your dick after pulling out of a woman's ass. A term used to describe the nasty ass hoe who's ass you've pulled out of.
I was ass-fucking a girl and came out with a butterbean; or; Hey, Butterbean, how've you been?
by atlas January 17, 2005
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butthead

To lick a mans butthole while giving him a hand job.
My girl gives great butthead!
by Holly Juggs April 16, 2008
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buttered mule

a fat red sloppy useless sweating disgusting mess who doesn't know how to do anything and is uncooperative and unskilled but somehow has everyone fooled into thinking he is good to have around
"That guy is a red buttered mule."

"I can't stand that red buttered mule."
by Bill Wang October 13, 2008
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Buttered Toast

Masturbating next to a tanning bed with a girl in it. When she opens the lid unaware, immediately blow your load all over her.
Lisa spends so much time at the tanning salon, we should find out when she goes so we can make some buttered toast.
by CrzyJoker December 13, 2010
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butterbean

A small turd ball that gets sucked up a straw during the act of shrimping.
Damn, I was shrimping Max last night and almost choked on a butterbean.
by Kiler October 25, 2004
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