battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

Butterdouche

A butterdouche is a backstabbing, grass who is both slimy like butter and a douche like a douche. A butterdouche can also be used as a simple cuss word for a bellend.

I can't believe he grassed me up to the boss, what a fucking butterdouche.
That guy is a total butterdouche.

by barry balzac March 14, 2011

buttereverything

Both her face and body are fugly. She's not just a butterface, she's not just a butterbody -- she's a buttereverything.

She's much worse than a butterface. She's so fugly she's a buttereverything.

by Madame Climber March 6, 2008

buttred

1. a word that is used to describe anything, and everything. can be used in place of nearly every verb, adverb, noun, pronoun or adjective created

2. a certain shade of the color red

3. a small, rodent-like creature, surreptitious in manner. usually resides in the homes and workplaces of humans, known to move or hide small objects. actions of which are often attributed to ghosts, because of their stealthy nature

I already told you, I buttred the car yesterday.

Do these jeans make me look buttred?

Did you take my keys? No, a buttred hid them.

I had surgery for buttreds.

by Zach Thompson November 6, 2007

butlered

To be completely fucked over and betrayed by someone you thought was a close and trusted friend.

Courtier: Ma'am, today's tabloids contain fresh allegations about the royal family. It appears we've been butlered once more.
Queen: Shit

by Martin C. November 10, 2003

Butterdick

That feeling when you're higher than Seth Rogan on 4/20 and your girl is riding you and you can only dead fish on the bed because your dick feels like it's a stick of butter that was microwaved for 10-15 seconds

Guys I had the best sex ever last night. She was on top and I had butterdick until I finished.

by Goterps6969 November 13, 2017

battered

being very very extremely drunk

- Where are my shoes? I need more drink. I think I might be battered. Oh look I've fallen over. Where's this bra come from?

by selmabouvier December 18, 2003