Taint Bumps

The snorting of a narcotic (i.e. Cocaine or Heroin) off the skin between a persons/animals genitals and anus

Brad: Hey Carb, heard your new boyfriend is a real freak!
Carbon: Yeah, he just called and told me to get some "E" and Blow. Says he wants to do "Taint Bumps" and roll all night with me!
Brad: I'm Jealous!!

by Evil Enzo August 24, 2008

Bumps

A girl who is decent looking, not ugly but not the caliber girl a guy is looking for. 6's & 7's

"Man, I've fucked alot of hot girls in my day but there is always a few 'bumps' in the road."

by DJ Mada, Obie July 4, 2009

Buumpsie

The act of excessivley ripping ass.

Let me excuse myself from the dinner table, for I have to buumpsie.

Instead of a buumpsie it might have been a shart.

by CHRIS THE PISS March 21, 2008

Bumpsy

another word for going poop.

I have to go bumpsy.

by Shana’na March 23, 2019

drunk bumps

The bumps and bruises you end up with the morning after a hard night of partying and generally don't remember how they happened. "I got some horrific drunk bumps last night!" "Dam, what happened to your legs..?" "Ahhh, those are just drunk bumps"

drunk, drink, bruise, bruises, bumps, hammered, intoxicated, falling, smashed, lit, forgot drunk bumps

by koaw June 12, 2010

razor bumps

shaved testicles

Kathy pulled down Matt's shorts to discover two low-hanging razor bumps.

by Dash Panache December 9, 2008

blumpster

variation of a blumpkin with a very important distinction. sexual act during which a man shits while anally penetrating his lover. the distinction here is that a blumpkin must be on a toilet, whereas a blumpster can occur in any location.

a real pro can execute a pretty logical chain of events between a blumpster, a hot carl, and a blumpkin.

"Dave ate some bad Indian food last night and shit himself while ramming Kate's pooper. It was an accidental blumpster, alright!"

by Slutty Skank October 13, 2005