Bratching

Combination of bragging and bitching. When someone brags by pretending to complain about their problems that aren't really problems at all.

Common among middle class social climbers, frequently observed at Starbucks. Alternative for #whitepeopleproblems or #firstworldproblems.

Woman 1: "I'm having my new Mercedes painted a different shade of silver because so many people have that color it's just over done. I didn't notice this before I bought it last month, but there are at least 3 other of the same model and same color at the gym parking lot when I go."

Woman 2: "Will you stop bratching already?"

by jim vest August 5, 2012

Brushing Too Close To The Combine Harvester

Doing or writing something that could enrage a large audience purely for you own sick pleasure, and the rush you get from this act.

Making a sexual comment about a guy on a girl's Facebook, whom you know that she is cheating on her boyfriend with. "You did that? You were brushing too close to the combine harvester man"

by JossBarthelme September 23, 2012

borching

Thee act of yelling BORCH out the truck window at people outside (of any age),at a frightened deer in the middle of the night , even neighbors, family and friends.

Three teenagers are just taking a cruise in the Kota. Owen spots out a group of dirtballs, Kyle rolls down the window and yells BORCH at the dirtballs while driving by. (The act of Borching someone)

by *steve morse* November 9, 2014

Brushing tails

To get into a physical scuffle or tussle with an enemy.

Dude I wouldn't go near him. I don't want you to to end up brushing tails.

by Colietrent October 21, 2015

Breaching the Castle

The act of ejaculating while laying on your back with your laptop on your stomach, so that the semen travels up and over the lid of the laptop and onto your face.

My girlfriend laughed as she walked in on me masturbating and caught me breaching the castle, and then having to clean jizz off of my face.

by @mekinizem August 8, 2016

Brushing

(Female) The act of using the end of a brush like a dildo.

I caught my friend brushing yesterday. She has that hairbrush deep inside her.

by Fermi_Paradox May 18, 2017

bloching

When your food is too greasy you take your napkin and bloch the food. This is called Bloch-ing (blot-ch-ing).

" This food is greasy, I have to start Bloching it or else I can't eat it."

Look, That dudes Bloching his chicken wings..

by Man.On.House July 12, 2017