BroBlocker

When a friend , sister, brother ..goes out of their way to try and hang out with a your brother .Stopping you from hangN with him yourself

Man did you just see that?? Angie , just totaly jump in between Linda and Matt just to hang out with him herself , what a Broblocker ..

by BroSnarr July 15, 2011

Bollock Jam

The sweaty build up around your balls.

"Hey man, have you had a long work out?"
"Yeah, I've got enough Bollock Jam to cover my toast"

by Wolfish September 27, 2012

bollocktician

A politician talking bollocks.

There will be unlimited money for flood defenses & help, said the Bollocktician.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014

bollocktics

When a politician is talking bollocks.

Some politicians talk bollocktics not politics.

by mary hinge February 26, 2014

bollock rooney

Were you slap someone in the face while they are asleep and dangle your bollocks in front of their face

I gave Kai a bollock Rooney last night

by Bumhole winnit December 4, 2016

Bollock puncher

A person, usually female, who walks in such a way that their non bag-carrying hand flicks outwards and backwards, often delivering a punch to the bollocks of a passing gentleman. Typically encountered in fast moving environments such as tube stations, airport terminals and narrow shopping streets.

“Oh man, I’m stuck behind a bollock puncher again”.

“I’d give her a wide berth mind Son”.

by Papbag February 14, 2018

Bollocktics

The art of talking bollocks about politics

On the run up to the election, the political candidates are talking their usual bollocktics

by Nefarius May 10, 2019