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Broken condom baby 

Some one who was definetly not wanted in this world. And most likely was an attempted abortion.
Child:”Drops plate, and it breaks”
Mom: You are the most retarded god damn bastard in the world, you “Broken condom baby”!

broken hurt 

the feeling when you're hurt twice by the same person.
Jungwoo: I'm in so much pain right now. I caught my girlfriend cheating on me and she told me she didn't love me from the start.

It feels like being bulldozed twice at the same time.

Johnny: Condolence, my dude. It looks like you have a broken hurt.
broken hurt by shawologist May 17, 2020

Broken picker 

When every person you choose to date is toxic, broken or all wrong for you but you can’t stop chasing them. You suffer from a broken picker.
She always wants a bad boy, girl got a broken picker.
Broken picker by Soonerbex November 7, 2020

Broken Neck 

A homely individual that walks around speaking in tongues with a crooked neck also is extremely timid and a mommy's boy.
Anthony was acting like such a broken neck at church resting his head on his mom's shoulder.
Broken Neck by Railfan22 February 11, 2023

broken lip

A form of speech used mainly by people in the crack game.They speak in muffled tones and quick shortened words as not to be understood.
The crack dealers spoke in broken lip so the crackhead would't understand they were plotting to rip him off.
broken lip by droby January 2, 2009

broken sewage pipe 

A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter
I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling
broken sewage pipe by funkypants February 8, 2015