funkypants's definitions

broken sewage pipe

A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter

I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling

by funkypants February 8, 2015

threadin

when you're on fire at your job accumulating great wealth and youre showing it off

man, i saw u leading sales this week u threadin

by funkypants December 11, 2018