Definitions by funkypants

threadin 

when you're on fire at your job accumulating great wealth and youre showing it off

man, i saw u leading sales this week u threadin

threadin by funkypants December 11, 2018

broken sewage pipe 

A girl who has the most unfortunate combination of having a stank puss and being a squirter

I had to replace the entire mattress after sleeping with a broken sewage pipe. It was a Tempurpedic too - yes I know I can't afford to keep doing this mom please stop yelling

broken sewage pipe by funkypants February 8, 2015