by Marcus Lmfao January 31, 2005
by Brettgayfag December 13, 2018
A very huge kid with small hands, he's full of rage and hates anyone that's of another race, even though he is of mixed races. He pretends to do P-90X and instead hops himself up on steroids. He usually takes twenty minute poops and doesn't really understand why he should wipe thoroughly. He doesn't believe in a God, but does believe in a God when he's in a sticky situation. He's been known to rape kittens and cuddle with them afterwards. One time in the mid-west, he mated with horses to try and create Minotaurs. He's the best friend you deny when others ask if you know him.
Man: "Hey, did you see that freak over there? He's such a Brett Wilshire."
Man 2: "Let's kick his ass!"
Man 2: "Let's kick his ass!"
by Jackson Pallock February 18, 2011
Attributed to arguably one of the best quarterbacks to ever play in the NFL yet can never decide when to hang them up, Brett Favreing it simply means to wear out your welcome.
Example: " Chris has drank the rest of our beer and is now eating our food, that dude is completely brett favreing it (or being a brett favre)."
by BigBaller85 August 28, 2009
When one focuses on all the little misfortunes in day-to-day life, misfortunes that should be dismissed, all day long which causes you turn into a bitchy douchebag. It is most common for one to bitch about plans not consisting of exactly what they want them to.
T: "I was out with B all day and he shot down everything I wanted to do so we could go do what he wanted"
A: "Ahh, the Brett Effect"
A: "Ahh, the Brett Effect"
by C17H21NO July 28, 2011
Brett Favre holds the record for the most touchdowns ever, but also holds the record for the most interceptions. Loser.
by foxch October 09, 2009
by john edwards pants August 25, 2008